Steroids In Sports Quotes & Sayings

Obviously the current approach on steroids both in professional sports and amateur sports is not working. — Armand Hammer

I don't get any anxiety. I don't because of two reasons. Number one, just breaking through it as a kid and finally getting past it was like okay, nothing's ever going to feel that scary again as that deafening silence of a joke not working. Any joke not working is not as bad as not being able to even try and get on stage. — Dane Cook

I think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create! Lets go! Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher! I have High-Definition TV! I want my athletes like my video games! Lets go! I could care less if you die at 40. You hate life after sports anyways. I'm doing you a favor. — Daniel Tosh

Life will be very boring without any challenges to overcome. — Lailah Gifty Akita

For every puppy or kitten your pet gives birth to, one dies in the shelter for lack of a home ... Spay/Neuter. — Brooklyn Hudson

This used to be a funhouse but now it's full of evil clowns. — Pink

When you use the steroids, you use them for a long time. When you use the steroids for a long time, you have a problem. It's a drug and it's not good for the sport. — Anderson Silva

The midwife considers the miracle of childbirth as normal, and leaves it alone unless there's trouble. The obstetrician normally sees childbirth as trouble; if he leaves it alone, it's a miracle. — Sheila Stubbs

In a nation committed to better living through chemistry - where Viagra-enabled men pursue silicone-contoured women - the national pastime has a problem of illicit chemical enhancement. Steroids threaten the health of the 5 percent to 7 percent of players proved, by a mild regime of scheduled tests, to be using them. Steroids also endanger emulative young people. Further, steroids subvert what baseball is selling - fair competition. And they strike at the pleasure of engagement with America's team sport with the longest history. — George Will

Perhaps that wasn't the brightest parenting decision that I've made in the last ten years." -- (From TRADING MANNY, on letting my 7-year old son emulate Manny Ramirez) — Jim Gullo

I've found you can ignore half of what Dox tells you and not miss much-except for maybe they occasional complaint that you're spending too much. — Brandon Sanderson

The recession is everywhere. We need to be heard. Wouldn't it be great if there could be more referendums so we could have regular voting on specific points? — Joss Stone

To lose one parent might be considered a misfortune, or a reason to deny God's existence at the least. To lose two looks like He may be up to something. — Johnny Rich

I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths. — Lisa Scottoline

Cocaine is totally different than steroids. — Lawrence Taylor

If somebody is gracious enough to give me a second chance, I won't need a third. — Pete Rose

Life seems to speed up as we get older because life gets less memorable as we get older. — Joshua Foer

The governor of Texas, who, when asked if the Bible should also be taught in Spanish, replied that 'if English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for me'. — Christopher Hitchens

These days the temptation to use steroids in sports has become too great for many young athletes. — Jim Sensenbrenner

Steroids are used in all sports. — Dorian Yates

She had opened the refrigerator door and was looking at her supply of frozen microwave dinners with an expression of distaste when the doorman buzzed. Deciding to forget about dinner, something she'd done too often lately, she depressed the switch. "Yes, Dennis?"
"Mr. Payne and Mr. McCoy are here to see you, Ms. Granger," Dennis said smoothly. "From the FBI."
"What?" Jay asked, startled, sure she'd misunderstood.
Dennis repeated the message, but the words remained the same.
She was totally dumbfounded. "Send them up," she said, because she didn't know what else to do. FBI? What on earth? Unless slamming your apartment door was somehow against federal law, the worst she could be accused of was tearing the tags off her mattress and pillows. Well, why not? This was a perfectly rotten end to a perfectly rotten day. — Linda Howard

The devil is a good actor," smiled Domingo. — W. Somerset Maugham

Several professional athletes have wrongly taught many young Americans by example that the only way to succeed in sports is to take steroids. — Jim Sensenbrenner

I loved all the boys with soft sad eyes, and lost souls. — Grace Coddington