Stenke Miniatures Quotes & Sayings

Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. — Douglas Adams

You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap. — Jeff Foxworthy

Freya led Sartre to the first tent, near the water. Sartre pushed back the flap so that they could both enter. Two bushy-bearded gentlemen dressed as Vikings, one on top of the other, kissed hungrily at each other, making slurping spaghetti sounds. — Dylan Callens

I am not a foodie, thank goodness. I will eat pretty much anything. A lot of my friends are getting incredibly fussy about food and I see it as a bit of an affliction. — Alain De Botton

Just when I thought my day couldnt get any worse, I saw the dead guy next to my locker. — P.C. Cast