Stenciled Table Quotes & Sayings

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. — Jeff Foxworthy

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. — Robert A. Heinlein

The euro will raise the citizens' awareness of their belonging to one Europe more than any other integration step to date. — Gerhard Schroder

We start, then, with nothing, pure zero. But this is not the nothing of negation. For not means other than, and other is merely a synonym of the ordinal numeral second. As such it implies a first; while the present pure zero is prior to every first. The nothing of negation is the nothing of death, which comes second to, or after, everything. But this pure zero is the nothing of not having been born. There is no individual thing, no compulsion, outward nor inward, no law. It is the germinal nothing, in which the whole universe is involved or foreshadowed. As such, it is absolutely undefined and unlimited possibility
boundless possibility. There is no compulsion and no law. It is boundless freedom. — Charles Sanders Peirce

When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy. — David Sedaris

Virtue never has been as respectable as money. — Mark Twain

Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy. — Francis Bacon

Of course I wasn't abused. If I were; things would be so simple. I'd have a reason to for being in a shrinks office. I'd have a justification and something to work on. The world wasn't going to give me something that tidy. — Ned Vizzini

In the time just before the bombing of Pearl Harbor, when Perfidia opens, we were pre-psychologized. There were no concepts of identity, no politics of victimization. Reparation wasn't in the language. Nobody thought about giving the great grandchildren of black slaves so much as $1.98. And all of a sudden the bombs hit, interventionism versus isolationism became a dead issue, and it was us-versus-them in a heartbeat. — James Ellroy

There may be some tenderness in the conscience and yet the will be a very stone; and as long as the will stands out, there is no broken heart. — Richard Alleine

If you use it intelligently, Twitter can be a form of engineered serendipity. — Jason Silva

I think there was a point in the past when I felt that my options as an artist were either to make race a nonissue and deny its impact on life and just say, "Don't think of me as an Asian cartoonist. Just think of me as a cartoonist." — Adrian Tomine

No art ever survived censorship; no art ever will. — Oscar Wilde

You become free like you always dreamed, yet you realise that every land is different and you do not belong anywhere yet you live everywhere and that we all share the same lands except you seem to be the only one who realises this fact — Yolanda De Iuliis

I like finding talent. That's what really turns me on, I suppose. — Gordon Ramsay