Steamrollers Bagels Quotes & Sayings

Never hit a target you don't need to hit. Ever. One murder gets the police interested, two gets them excited.
(The Necessary Death of Lewis Winter) — Malcom Mackay

Men judge of Christians by taking as fair samples those that lie rotten on the ground. — Henry Ward Beecher

Don't be condescending to unskilled labor. Try it for a half a day first. — Brooks Atkinson

And thus it was a right old shambles as anyone could see. Call it Chaos, if you like, the state of affairs when Love went wrong. And everyone wanted to know who the culprit was, who had stolen what rightfully belonged to Hephaestus. And as Zeus was non-commital in the matter, Hera naturally suspected him as the culprit. But the Goddesses agreed that the baby when born, would naturally resemble his father. And thus, when Priapus was born, the culprit would be exposed. — Nicholas Chong

I'm really thankful to have my own record label. I've always looked up to people like Madonna when she launched Maverick Records. Even Jay Z and Sean "Puffy" Combs, who's a mentor and also gave me a shot when I was an independent artist in Atlanta. He came to my show, and he said, "I just want people to know about you." — Janelle Monae

People are going to like 3-D in their family photos. — Howard Stringer

Never be quiet. Complain, complain, complain. The complainers seem to get everything they ask for while the non-complainers get nothing. — Kimber Swan

I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity. — Jack Nicklaus

When you hear of Gay Pride, remember, it was not born out of a need to celebrate being gay.
It evolved out of our need as human beings to break free of oppression and to exist without being criminalized, pathologized or persecuted.
Depending on a number of factors, particularly religion, freeing ourselves from gay shame and coming to self-love and acceptance, can not only be an agonising journey, it can take years.
Tragically some don't make it.
Instead of wondering why there isn't a straight pride be grateful you have never needed one.
Celebrate with us. — Anthony Venn-Brown

What line breaks add to prose prosody is a connection between eye
and ear which emphasizes the nature of the language by ... creating
units of intent and emphasis, and by contouring the meloding pitch
changes in the narrative-line. — Diane Wakoski

Having kids had a big effect on me, but nothing more than when they started to get older- that really made me realize how fleeting each moment is. — Frank Iero

A good lead-off hitter is a pain in the ass to pitchers. — Richie Ashburn

Jackie wears even more makeup than those scary circus people. You know, when you go to the circus and you accidentally see a trapeze artist close-up and they are orange. — Louise Rennison

The most durable thing in writing is style, and style is the single most valuable investment a writer can make with his time. — Raymond Chandler

I'm completely in love with the idea of love. — Orlando Bloom