Stawell Portal Quotes & Sayings

If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy. — Phyllis Diller

Nothing is fair. Life is shit and it doesn't get any better. But there are things in life that will make it bearable; tolerable. There are things that will make all of the BS worth it. You've just gotta open yourself up to it. It's not always easy, and the scars will never go away ... but maybe, just maybe, you can learn to live with them. — Crystal D. Budy

Even when I was at 'SNL,' I didn't do impersonations. I always wanted to be the kind of person who could do them - I always thought they were the coolest thing on the show - but I didn't have any experience. — Tina Fey

The town kept its secrets, and the Marsten House brooded over it like a ruined king. — Stephen King

No poet or orator has ever existed who believed there was any better than himself. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

I don't look like I've been on a week long crack binge with Amy Winehouse. — Triple H

Truths kindle light for truths. — Titus Lucretius Carus

It's cruel that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily, and you so little. But know this; the ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them in here — J.K. Rowling

The United States already has in place comprehensive trade sanctions against Sudan, imposed because of the regime's support for terrorism. While we maintain diplomatic relations, we do not staff our embassy there. — Elliott Abrams