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Status Updates Quotes By Jonathan Coe

As for human contact, I'd lost all appetite for it. Mankind has, as you may have noticed, become very inventive about devising new ways for people to avoid talking to each other and I'd been taking full advantage of the most recent ones. I would always send a text message rather than speak to someone on the phone. Rather than meeting with any of my friends, I would post cheerful, ironically worded status updates on Facebook, to show them all what a busy life I was leading. And presumably people had been enjoying them, because I'd got more than seventy friends on Facebook now, most of them complete strangers. But actual, face-to-face, let's-meet-for-a-coffee-and-catch-up sort of contact? I seemed to have forgotten what that was all about. — Jonathan Coe

Status Updates Quotes By Jaron Lanier

Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you. — Jaron Lanier

Status Updates Quotes By Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Try and keep on trying until that which seems difficult becomes possible and that which seems only possible becomes habit and a real part of you. — Dieter F. Uchtdorf

Status Updates Quotes By Lauren Morrill

Maybe he's MTB," she says, cutting me off, "but maybe not. And until you figure that out, I'm just saying there are other fish in the sea, Julia. Big fish. Tasty fish. Tuna fish! — Lauren Morrill

Status Updates Quotes By Edwin Lefevre

There is no question that advertising is an art, and manipulation is the art of advertising through the medium of the tape. — Edwin Lefevre

Status Updates Quotes By David Chiles

Ignore errors in updates because you never know the context in real life, mobile or otherwise. — David Chiles

Status Updates Quotes By Judy Greer

'Citizen Ruth' I saw when I was in college, and I really flipped out over it. I just knew I wanted to work with the person who made that movie. — Judy Greer

Status Updates Quotes By Emily St. John Mandel

No more social media, no more scrolling through litanies of dreams and nervous hopes and photographs of lunches, cries for help and expressions of contentment and relationship-status updates with heart icons whole or broken, plans to meet up later, pleas, complaints, desires, pictures of babies dressed as bears or peppers for Halloween. No more reading and commenting on the lives of others, and in so doing, feeling slightly less alone in the room. No — Emily St. John Mandel

Status Updates Quotes By Caroline Kepnes

Some people, it's like they care more about their status updates than their actual lives. — Caroline Kepnes

Status Updates Quotes By Php

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Status Updates Quotes By Laura Hillenbrand

A Thoroughbred racehorse is one of God's most impressive engines. Tipping the scales at up to 1,450 pounds, he can sustain speeds of forty miles per hour. Equipped with reflexes much faster than those of the most quick-wired man, he swoops over as much as twenty-eight feet of earth in a single stride, and corners on a dime. His body is a paradox of mass and lightness, crafted to slip through air with the ease of an arrow. His mind is impressed with a single command: run. He pursues speed with superlative courage, pushing beyond defeat, beyond exhaustion, sometimes beyond the structural limits of bone and sinew. In flight, he is nature's ultimate wedding of form and purpose. — Laura Hillenbrand

Status Updates Quotes By Jay Asher

Josh turns to me. "I can't believe she's writing these things." "Not she," I say. "Me." "Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on the Internet? It's crazy!" "Exactly," I say. "I'm going to be mentally ill in fifteen years, and that's why my husband doesn't want to be around me. — Jay Asher

Status Updates Quotes By Sarah Dessen

The bottom line is, what defines you isn't how many times you crash, but the number of times you get back on the bike. As long as it's one more. you're all good. — Sarah Dessen

Status Updates Quotes By Aaron Hartzler

Given enough time, everything changes. Maybe this sense of how fragile our connections are is what makes us obsessed with saving them - writing them down, taking pictures, recording them in tweets, documenting them with status updates and videos. It is clear to me now that when the earth does move beneath our feet - when our hearts slam and scrape and break apart - when we barely survive the flood, we take precautions. We — Aaron Hartzler

Status Updates Quotes By John Le Carre

We have to live without sympathy, don't we? That's impossible of course. We act it to one another, all this hardness; but we aren't like that really, I mean ... one can't be out in the cold all the time; one has to come in from the cold ... d'you see what I mean? — John Le Carre

Status Updates Quotes By David Chiles

It is proper Netiquette to post pictures with status updates to make them more engaging. — David Chiles

Status Updates Quotes By Jen Lancaster

If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting. — Jen Lancaster

Status Updates Quotes By H.L. Mencken

Haste is of the devil. Slowness is of God. — H.L. Mencken

Status Updates Quotes By Karen Witemeyer

So, you think God made a mistake." She leaned away from him, her voice hardening just enough to get his attention. He twisted to face her. "Why should an innocent die while a reprobate lives?" "I see," she said. "Only sinful people should have died in that accident if God were indeed just. Of course, all have sinned, so I suppose only the tiniest of babes should have survived according to your reasoning. — Karen Witemeyer

Status Updates Quotes By Gary L. Thomas

A Christian is never dependent on the response of others to grow spiritually. It's our own heart's decisions that matter — Gary L. Thomas

Status Updates Quotes By Laura Busche

Positioning is finding the right parking space inside the consumer's mind and going for it before someone else takes it. — Laura Busche

Status Updates Quotes By Brad Listi

Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status updates, or maybe some carefully curated vacation photos. There's something exhausting about that after a while. I found myself wanting to hear voices. — Brad Listi

Status Updates Quotes By Tom Chatfield

Vast volumes of mixed media surround us, from music to games and videos. Yet almost all of our online actions still begin and end with writing: text messages, status updates, typed search queries, comments and responses, screens packed with verbal exchanges and, underpinning it all, countless billions of words. — Tom Chatfield

Status Updates Quotes By Khalil Gibran Muhammad

Preacher's kids are often the ones that are least informed by the work that their parents are doing because it has something to do with the proximity and the intimacy as opposed to the saints and the congregation. — Khalil Gibran Muhammad

Status Updates Quotes By Anne Taintor

She would show HIM naughty... — Anne Taintor

Status Updates Quotes By Bernard Kelvin Clive

You can't build a strong personal brand by just posting status updates ... people need more than that, they need valuable content, beyond updates and tweets. — Bernard Kelvin Clive

Status Updates Quotes By Fierce Dolan

Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates. — Fierce Dolan

Status Updates Quotes By Anonymous

No more Internet. No more social media, no more scrolling through litanies of dreams and nervous hopes and photographs of lunches, cries for help and expressions of contentment and relationship-status updates with heart icons whole or broken, plans to meet up later, pleas, complaints, desires, pictures of babies dressed as bears or peppers for Halloween. No more reading and commenting on the lives of others, and in so doing, feeling slightly less alone in the room. No more avatars. — Anonymous

Status Updates Quotes By Chelsea Clinton

Caricatured as navel-gazers, Millennials are said to live for their 'likes' and status updates. But the young people I know often leverage social media in selfless ways. — Chelsea Clinton

Status Updates Quotes By Suzanne Collins

Updates from Coin about the nature of the bombs. Certainly, the war is still being waged, but as to its status, we're in the — Suzanne Collins

Status Updates Quotes By Jose Ferreira

We know everything about what you know and how you learn best because we get so much data. And education is the highest-stakes media product in your life. It's infinitely more important than your Facebook friends' status updates or your Google search results because it's your future. — Jose Ferreira

Status Updates Quotes By David P. Perlmutter

If you have time for just three status updates a week, make one promotional, one funny or interesting (containing a picture or video) and one promoting somebody else. — David P. Perlmutter

Status Updates Quotes By Ayn Rand

I feel that others live up to me, if they want me. — Ayn Rand

Status Updates Quotes By Jessica Park

Julie swallowed. "Flat Finn is on Facebook?" She'd love to see those status updates. 'Got strapped to the roof of the car today for a trip to Starbucks. Would have loved to taste caramel mocha, but can't move arms and so was forced to stare longingly at delicious hot beverage. Will the taunting never end? — Jessica Park

Status Updates Quotes By LaToya Hankins

The road to hell may be paved with good intentions but the path to misery is cobbled with trying to live up to other people's status updatesLaToya Hankins