Status Update Funny Quotes & Sayings

I want to reach everybody, from the little girls who are 3 years old, to the grandmother who watches my soap, to a young man in love. — Thalia

They discovered only a small asteroid inhabited by a solitary old man who claimed repeatedly that nothing was true, though he was later discovered to be lying. — Douglas Adams

I don't think the film is going to work for everybody, period. It wasn't meant to be done for everybody. I didn't four quadrant this movie, like Hollywood did. I knew it was a very specific audience that was there. We're also taking a shot in the dark. — Joseph M. Kahn

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. — Elizabeth Drew

I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead. — John Oliver