Statler And Waldorf Muppets Quotes & Sayings

To our betters eve can reconcile ourselves, if you please
respecting them sincerely, laughing at their jokes, making allowance for their stupidities, meekly suffering their insolence; but we can't pardon our equals going beyond us. — William Makepeace Thackeray

A realization washed over her in that cold, dark space: this was how virtually all living things born on earth have died - with teeth tearing through their muscle and bones. We humans have computers and soap and houses but it doesn't change the fact that everything that walks is nothing but food for something else. — David Wong

We are ready to think of humans as MACHINES but we are not ready to think of humans as ANIMALS. — Kirtida Gautam

Surely there never was so evil a thing as money, which maketh cities into ruinous heaps, and banisheth men from their houses, and turneth their thoughts from good unto evil. — Sophocles

I usually go for anything that makes me laugh endlessly. that's very important criteria. — Alexander Wang

Life with trials hard may press me;
Heaven will bring me sweeter rest. — Henry F. Lyte

A what? said Willie May. — Kate DiCamillo

I like liars.
Liars care enough to make the world
a more interesting place than it actually is. — Sarah Thyre

The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the observed. — Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

My name is Clay Jannon and those were the days when I rarely touched paper. — Robin Sloan

A God of love must be a God of justice. It is because God loves that He is just. His justice balances His love and makes His acts of both
love and justice meaningful. — Billy Graham

One little second of pleasure, a whole life of pain ... my mother knew nothing of the pleasures of a good roll in the hay ... she missed out on all that ... like me, her son ... a lifetime of sacrifice! ... the woman who can grunt and rave in the throes of a deep fuck can die happy ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

This surprised him, her turning down his invitation to dine with him, and his face showed it. "Katie."
She rose. Their gazes locked for an extended moment. "Good luck, Shaw."
She hesitated for another second, long enough for him to say something to keep her there. Yet he remained quiet.
She turned and left.
Shaw sat there for several beats, a massive struggle going on inside his mind. Finally, he threw some euros on the table, hustled from the restaurant, and looked up and down the crowded street.
But Katie was already gone. — David Baldacci

Ellen came out of the nursery from checking on Grace and said, "I love her so much it's just ... " "Excruciating," supplied her mother. "I know. It doesn't really get any better. You just learn to live with it. — Liane Moriarty