Statistics Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Instead I learned that the poor usually stay poor. That the young rich smell the stink of the poor and learn to find it a bit amusing. — Charles Bukowski

Loyalty saves the wear and tear of making daily decisions as to what is best to do. — Thomas J. Watson

No, I regret nothing, all I regret is having been born, dying is such a long tiresome business I always found. — Samuel Beckett

The budget doesn't have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn't have much control over the budget. — P. J. O'Rourke

Many of the gifts life has to teach us live not in the realm of the certain, but in the uncertain. — Lissa Rankin

As a child I became a confirmed believer in the ancient gods simply because as between the reality of fact and the reality f myth, I chose myth ... Myth is the truth of fact, not fact the truth of myth. — Kathleen Raine

Among the millions of nerve cells that clothe parts of the brain there runs a thread. It is the thread of time, the thread that has run through each succeeding wakeful hour of the individual. — Wilder Penfield

The white people always want to fight someone and they always get the dark-skinned people to do the fighting. — Sherman Alexie

I am saving my energy, I am older and I like my torture to have a little more finesse. But each to their own, this is a party, after all. — Sam West

Poetry is the first and last of all knowledge - it is as immortal as the heart of man. — William Wordsworth

Your challenge as a #GIRLBOSS is to dive headfirst into things without being too attached to the results. When your goal is to gain experience, perspective, and knowledge, failure is no longer a possibility. Failure is your invention. I believe that there is a silver lining in everything, and once you begin to see it, you'll need sunglasses to combat the glare. It is she who listens to the rest of the world who fails, and it is she who has enough — Sophia Amoruso

We entered the global market only in the end-'80s, and that was because imports became more liberal. — Azim Premji

If this war has taught us anything, it is that convictions of righteous certitude can be soul-corrupting illusions that offer mo dispensation from hell. — C.S. Harris

Whoever said progress was a positive thing has never been to Florida or California. — Rita Mae Brown

I love a good pop song. I have no problem with the concept of doing that sort of thing. For me, it's usually what I'm inspired by, what I'm thinking about. — Jon Foreman