Star Lord Funny Quotes & Sayings

When you're mortal, life is nothing more than a drawn-out game of Russian Roulette. Every moment is the spin of a gun cylinder, every decision pointing the barrel at your head. Over and over, again and again, you pull the trigger, hoping it won't be your last turn in the game. — J.M. Darhower

My father is Emmit and my grandfather is Emmit, but I wanted something extra so I could separate my Emmitt from the rest of them. Even though on my birth certificate it has one T, I just added the extra T for me. — Emmitt Smith

behind the hedge that faced the clothes line. I could hear the washer-women behind me, chatting — Adrienne Dillard

So? You think people stop talking to you when they are dead? — Mal Peet

God created hand, head, and heart; the hand for the deed, the head for the world, the heart for mysticism. — Abraham Kuyper

There is only one absinthe drinker, and that's the man who painted this idiotic picture. — Thomas Couture