Stanhill Farm Quotes & Sayings

I'm a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option. — Khloe Kardashian

They live by symbols. They read meaning into the barrage of spam on the unused computer, the delete key that stops working, the imagined abandonment in the decision to replace it. The voice on my answering machine is still John's. The fact that it was his in the first place was arbitrary, having to do with who was around on the day the answering machine last needed programming, but if I needed to retape it now I would do so with a sense of betrayal. One day when I was talking on the telephone in his office I mindlessly turned the pages of the dictionary that he had always left open on the table by the desk. When I realized what I had done I was stricken: what word had he last looked up, what had he been thinking? By turning the pages had I lost the message? Or had the message been lost before I touched the dictionary? Had I refused to hear the message? I — Joan Didion

For God's sake, girl, there are more important things on our plates than your sex life." Like mine, I silently added sheepishly. — D.T. Dyllin

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy. — Ilona Andrews

My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse. — John Duover

Everything you can imagine is real. — Picasso Pablo

You are not guilty of anything until you are charged and tried. — Jim Gilmore