Stangeland Winery Quotes & Sayings

Everyone is going to die. — Jack Kevorkian

I would be like the third-hottest bartender at a Dave & Buster's in Cincinnati. — Amy Schumer

True progress comes not through action, but through awakening. — Alan Cohen

Don't worry that you're being pathetic when you try not to get caught stealing a kiss from your spouse, or when you pray for a time when the kids are out of the house so you can make out on the couch, or when you consider a trip with your husband to the lawn-care section of Home Depot a hot date.

No. You're not pathetic. You're in a blended family.... — Kathi Lipp

When you slay a lion do it in full view of the jungle. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I learned guitar solely for the purpose of meeting women. I'd heard it's a great lady-catcher. — Tony Revolori

As for me, I cannot understand how it is possible not to be always thinking of God. — Paul Of The Cross

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. — Stephen Hawking