Standups Cardboard Quotes & Sayings

If God wrote the New Testament, he knew surprisingly little Greek. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I thank you for not snoring. — Marlon Brando

Wherever there is a crowd there is untruth. — Soren Kierkegaard

Meanings is not important, said the BFG. I cannot be right all the time. Quite often I is left instead of right. — Roald Dahl

On Aug. 19, 1953, Prime Minister Mohammad Mossadegh of Iran became the first victim of a C.I.A. coup. Ten months later, on June 27, 1954, President Jacobo Arbenz of Guatemala became the second. — Stephen Kinzer

Because, once in a while, Liis, I just need to see your face. I need to hear your voice. Some days are tougher for me than others. — Jamie McGuire

The idea that you can ask one question and it makes the point - well, that wasn't how psychology was done at the time. — Daniel Kahneman