Standiford Emergency Quotes & Sayings

The easiest thing to do, whenever you fail, is to put yourself down by blaming your lack of ability for your misfortunes. — Washington Irving

The full name of string theory is really superstring theory. The 'super' stands for this feature called supersymmetry, which, without getting into any details, predicts that for every known particle in the world, there should be a partner particle, the so-called supersymmetric partner. — Brian Greene

The man who walks in the shadow of vengeance is a different man from the man who walks in the light of justice. — Graeme Rodaughan

True knowledge derives from the willingness to learn. — William Hackett

You want experimentation. Every once in awhile, you stumble upon something that blows your mind. — Jeremy Stoppelman

Microbes are just nature's janitors who work to clean up a poorly kept culturing medium. Trying to keep microbes off of and out of your body is like trying to keep the wind out of the trees. — Robert Morse

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper. — Andy Samberg

Happiness is nothing more than having a poor memory. — Lou Holtz

Be gentle and forgiving with yourself, abandon any and all shame, and refuse to engage in any self-repudiation. — Wayne Dyer

Marriage is all right. At least the person you're having a go at is an adult. But motherhood ... You're given something totally dependent, totally in love with you and it doesn't seem to come with a manual. — Jerry Pinto