Stamps With Funny Quotes & Sayings

Cezanne is one of the most liberal artists I have ever seen ... he grants that everyone may be as honest and as true to nature from their convictions; he doesn't believe that everyone should see alike. — Mary Cassatt

I think I've really exhausted the magical. It was a lot of fun, but I've put it behind me for the time being. — J.K. Rowling

It's a funny thing about Americans, we love to bitch about paying too much for the things we really need and are really a bargain, like gas and postage stamps, but we willingly shell out outrageous amounts for unnecessary crap like gourmet coffee and soap to make your crotch smell good. Two dollars a gallon to go ten miles is too much, but five to the parking valet to go ten feet is okay. — Bill Maher

In the '70s, everybody was doing drugs, so long as you showed up and did your work, they'd use you until you died. — Brion James

My old coach used to say that if you were in it for the match, if you were in it for the trophies, you were in it for the wrong reasons. — John Irving

Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son play basketball or going through Central Park when the blossoms are blooming. — Dave Gahan

The past has revealed to me the structure of the future. — Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? — Steven Wright

I'm a revolutionary, money means nothing to me. — Frederic Chopin

Love without esteem cannot go far or reach high. It is an angel with only one wing. — Alexandre Dumas-fils

There are always forces at work in a society, which are really forces of censorship - either religious bodies or zealots who are always putting pressure on things, whether it's books or art or film. — John Boorman

The post office says they're raising the price of stamps by one cent because they need to upgrade their equipment. Apparently, they're going from semi-automatics to uzis ... — Conan O'Brien

The greatest sin you can commit against your own life is to know what you want and not to act. — Kim Stafford