Stalinist Architecture Quotes & Sayings

Why were love and death such close neighbors? — Cornelia Funke

Please, we're in high school. Hook up and move on. — Rachel Vail

This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to be hard. The mailman will get shot, the envelope will not seal, the stamp will be in the wrong denomination. The final payment must be made in wampum. — Mitch Hedberg

Thanks to the fact that the Earth isn't a perfect sphere, and invoking a bunch of Newtonian physics, you can deduce that our planet wobbles, too, taking roughly 26,000 years to trace out a small circle on the sky, a phenomenon known as precession. — Seth Shostak

Government is to point you in the right direction, and not to do everything for you. — Joe Lhota