Stalford Jurong Quotes & Sayings

So it is useless to evade reality, because it only makes it more virulent in the end. But instead, look steadfastly into the slit, pin-pointed, malignant eyes of reality: as an old-hand trainer dominates his wild beasts. Take it by the scruff of the neck, and shake the evil intent out of it; till it rattles out harmlessly, like gall bladder stones, fossilized on the floor. — Caitlin Thomas

Jokes are funny only in context. There is no such thing as abstract clever word play. Words have meaning in the world in which we live, not in the abstract. Take away the politics, and there is no joke. The joke wouldn't make any sense. if the joke is funny, it's funny precisely because it's racist and sexist. — Robert Jensen

HELP!"
I race to the square, crossing it, looking all around, listening out-
No.
No.
It's empty.
Viola's breathing heavy in my arms .
And Haven is empty.
I reach the middle of the square.
I don't see nor hear a soul.
I spin around again.
"HELP!" I cry.
But there's no one.
Haven's completely empty.
There ain't hope here after all. — Patrick Ness

I love the energy over here in the U.K., the hospitality is insane. — Flo Rida

I'm totally myself. — Karl Lagerfeld

I never dreamed I would have a job in which so many people could touch me and I could touch them. — Richard Dawson

Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it's limited. — Woody Allen

Who else but the maestro of mathematical creativity, Clifford Pickover, to curate a museum of Strange Brains and write biographies of the scientific geniuses who formerly owned them? I'll never look at a pigeon, a pearl, or a Wheatstone bridge the same way again. — Mark Frauenfelder

Innocence is the beginning of ignorance. Experience is the end of stupidity. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Our mind is all we've got. Not that it won't lead us astray sometimes, but we still have to analyze things out within ourselves. — Bobby Fischer

Is there intelligent life on Earth? — Frank Drake