St George's Day Funny Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes people with low self-esteem will try to punish you for caring about them. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

An evil man is a saint of the future. See good in everything. Destroy the evil-finding quality. Develop the good-finding quality. Rise above good and evil. — Sivananda Saraswati

Being negative is like spraying yourself with anti-charisma — Karen Salmansohn

I'll tell you a little secret about the Blues: it's not enough to know which notes to play, you have to know why they need to be played. — George Carlin

but I am so nauseated by Christian and Theosophical guff about the 'good and the true' that I prefer the appearance of evil to that of good. — George Pendle

Loving discipline encourages a child to respect other people and live as a responsible, constructive citizen. — James Dobson

Ruggles disliked Christopher Tietjens with the inveterate dislike of the man who revels in gossip for the man who never gossips. — Ford Madox Ford

She noticed Willa ended up getting an ice cream sandwich, not a popsicle like she advised, but she decided she would still love her, even if she didn't go with the popsicle like she did. — Alex

What is dangerous about the far right is not that it takes religion seriously - most of us do - but rather that it condemns all other spiritual choices - the Buddhist, the Jew, the Muslim, and many others who consider themselves to be good Christians. The wall of separation between church and state is needed precisely because religion, like art, is too important a part of the human experience to be choked by the hands of censors. — Barbra Streisand

How many different deaths I can die? — Sylvia Plath

During the season, I dodge the media. After practice, I need to be taking care of my body and recovering. — Calvin Johnson

She thought: at this moment, the glass stem between his fingers feels just like the one between mine. We have this much in common. — Ayn Rand