Srednicki Solutions Quotes & Sayings

I want this epitaph engraved on my tombstone: "See you soon — Edouard Leve

I'm a big animal fanatic. — Bill Engvall

Some pundits have proposed that the aliens have come here to breed with us. Apparently, too much bike riding or something similar has rendered them incapable of reproducing within their own species. But do extraterrestrial infants toddle through your neighborhood? — Seth Shostak

Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation. — Robert Hall

The years wrinkle our skin, but lack of enthusiasm wrinkles our soul. — Socrates

Bells, the poor man's only music. — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Sexual desire declines after four to seven years. That's been proven.Because it's the most compatible with our spiritual origins. Father, mother, small family - that's the way we've developed our souls, the way we've become, and the way we feel safe, protected and loved. — Volkmar Sigusch

Brian Posehn went up at 4:45 in the morning. And he gets lost at a certain point. I don't know if we kept him getting lost on the CD. That joke isn't as technically well delivered as I'm sure it is in his Comedy Central special. But the whole disk has this looseness and flavor to it where anything can happen that a lot of people will prefer. — B. J. Porter

At least this will be my chance to find out if I am what I think I am or if I just hope; if I am going to do what I have taught myself is right or if I am just going to wish I were. — William Faulkner

No one can curse and bless anybody at the same time. — Toba Beta