Squashed Banana Quotes & Sayings

You don't have to say yes to everything, you know. It's okay to say no. — Janet Gurtler

Nobody gets killed when they're happy. It always starts with an argument, or a debt. — Danny Trejo

Moral contempt is a far greater indignity and insult than any kind of crime. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Whatever my aims and agendas were, I never asked for power. — Benazir Bhutto

I took ten days off and by 11 o'clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers and the Guardian and then ... and then what?
By lunchtime I was so bored that I decided to hang a few pictures. So I found a hammer, and later a man came to replaster the bits of wall I had demolished. Then I tried to fix the electric gates, which work only when there's an omega in the month. So I went down the drive with a spanner, and later another man came to put them back together again.
I was just about to start on the Aga, which had broken down on Christmas Eve, as they do, when my wife took me on one side by my earlobe and explained that builders do not, on the whole, spend their spare time writing, so writers should not build on their days off. It's expensive and it can be dangerous, she said. — Jeremy Clarkson

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter." — Henny Youngman

Music makes absolutely no sense at all. Perhaps that is the point. — Lance Conrad

If we go now, there's no coming back. You're mine all night."
Her eyes flashed. "Promise?"
That was it.
Jack grabbed her hand and pulled her off the dance floor, toward the main entrance of the tent. — Julie James

I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure. — Mark Twain

The transition to a salaried workforce had doomed the nuclear family and led to the complete atomization of society, — Michel Houellebecq

I love Canada, always. — Melanie Fiona

The beating heart of your story ... that's not what shows up in a trailer. The other stuff is what shows up in a trailer, because that's what gets people in to the seats, and that's how studios make their money. — Doug Liman

It is impossible to convince the fool that there are pleasures superior to those we share with the rest of the animals. — Nicolas Gomez Davila

We're all impostors to ourselves. By that I mean that we know instinctively, intimately, the difference between whom we are inside and who we appear to be to others. Most of the time - when we aren't flat lying about something or playing a particularly stylized role in some heightened dramatic situation - this difference between the internal and the external is modest and manageable. — Walter Kirn