Squarepants Mysteries Quotes & Sayings

I'll be fast. I can make you come in two minutes."
"I can do that myself. I never get to see you anymore- I'd rather talk to you"
That had to be the most romantic things anyone had ever said to me, and I went all gooshy inside. — Jordan Castillo Price

Confidence isn't something you prove to people, it's something that comes off from who you are and how you represent yourself. — Behdad Sami

Answers are like opium: the more you imbibe, the more you need. Which is why the sober man finds solace in mystery. — R. Scott Bakker

I think very visually, and I just never thought I had a novel in me. — Sadie Jones

When there is no adversary, foe or a government to oppress man, his demon will control him enough to make him inflict harm onto the weakest beings right next to him - like what happened to Joseph. So, don't cry for man, cry instead for God not to leave you fall into the hands of satan. — Ibrahim Ibrahim

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they're property. — Frank Zappa

Stories set the inner life into motion, and this is particularly important where the inner life is frightened, wedged, or cornered. Story greases the hoists and pulleys, it causes adrenaline to surge, shows us the way out, down, or up, and for our trouble, cuts for us fine wide doors in previously blank walls, openings that lead to the dreamland, that lead to love and learning, that lead us back to our own real lives as knowing wildish women. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes

Nothing which did not understand the wonderfulness of what was happening to them
the immense, tender, terrible, heart-breaking beauty and solemnity of Eggs ... if an Egg were to be taken away or hurt the whole world would whirl round and crash through space and come to an end ... — Frances Hodgson Burnett

Life is a pilgrimage of learning, a voyage of discovery, in which our mistaken views are corrected, our distorted notions adjusted, our shallow opinions deepened and some of our vast ignorances diminished. — John R.W. Stott

Keep this point clear: central to discovering an experience's perceptual meaning is a recognition of its identity and its individuality. — Edmund Blair Bolles

The time of universal peace is near.
Prove this a prosp'rous day, the three-nooked world
Shall bear the olive freely. — William Shakespeare