Sql Query Replace Double Quotes & Sayings

Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised? — Stephenie Meyer

Keep what you have got; the known evil is best.
[Lat., Habeas ut nactus; nota mala res optima est.] — Plautus

Anne came dancing home in the purple winter twilight across the snowy places. — L.M. Montgomery

It's great when you can just focus your whole attention on the music and hear all of the decisions and choices that were made. — Michael Cera

I was able to un-stick my tongue from the roof of my mouth after the first two minutes and began to have quite a good time. — Mary Ann Shaffer

We shall be on good terms again; though we can never be what we once were to each other. — Jane Austen