Spuriousness Quotes & Sayings

I have so much to do today that I must set apart more time than usual to pray. — Martin Luther

My radio's loud like a fire alarm:
The floor vibrates, the walls cave in,
The bass makes my eardrums seem thin.
Def sounds in my ride, yes the front and back ...
You would think it was a party, not a Cadillac! — LL Cool J

Finley trusts Barney's advice. Barney has never steered him wrong. — Uncle Amon

It's always nice to start the season with a win. — Yao Ming

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. — Rita Rudner

She said if anyone ever double-crosses you, especially if it's a friend, you have every right to stomp their guts and leave them with little breath. — Kimberly Afe