Springall Arizona Quotes & Sayings

Who are the learned? Those who practice what they know. — Elijah Muhammad

To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper. — Yakov Smirnoff

He moved so suddenly that before I knew it, he had already picked me up and thrown me to the bed.
"What the heck? What do you think you're doing?"
"Let's go to sleep."
Was that the code for 'let's have sex'? — Alyloony

What takes more guts? To fight for your own life at any cost - or prove that you're willing to lose it? — Kirsten Miller

He had thought that he valued his solitude; now, though, with solitude forced upon him, he felt an urgent need to talk, to be heard by someone, as if he could not be sure he even existed without someone's conversation as evidence. — Orson Scott Card

We all have wings, but they have not been of any avail to us and if we could tear them off, we would do so. — Franz Kafka

There has been a great difficulty in getting anything into the heads of this generation. It has been like splitting hemlock knots with a corn-dodger for a wedge and a pumpkin for a beetle. — Sam Smith

Morality is the best of all devices for leading mankind by the nose. — Friedrich Nietzsche

(By the way, I would not recommend stuffing your pillow with vulture feathers. They're not very comfy.) — Rick Riordan

Lying is a terrible vice, it testifies that one despises God, but fears men. — Michel De Montaigne