Spoofs Unlimited Quotes & Sayings

Why I, in this weak piping time of piece,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to see my shadow in the sun
And descant on my own deformity :
... — William Shakespeare

Everything we see is but a mirror of what we are. — Gerald Jampolsky

...the very, very old fae tended to go through an unhealthy stage of boredom that was often followed by a period of 'goin' doololly. — E.J. Stevens

Things are pretty much status quo with the sexual-tension friend. — Colson Whitehead

Life-changing moments are sneaky little bastards. Often we don't even know that nothing will ever be the same until long after, only in hindsight can we look and say "There! That was it! That changed everything. — Annie Bellet

From now on all of my guitar solos will be in morse code. — Jason Hicks

An artist must either give up art or develop. — Pauline Kael

Storytelling awakens us to that which is real. Honest ... it transcends the individual ... Those things that are most personal are most general, and are, in turn, most trusted. Stories bind ... They are basic to who we are.
A story composite personality which grows out of its community. It maintains a stability within that community, providing common knowledge as to how things are, how things should be
knowledge based on experience. These stories become the conscience of the group. They belong to everyone. — Terry Tempest Williams

Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf! — Various

Never throw the letter Q into a privet bush. — Douglas Adams

When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than it is. — Chris Rock

He light you possess will burn to the great benefit of this world long after our poor footprints have been washed from the sand. — Mark Frost

Write where you want to go. — A.D. Posey