Spoofs On Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

Things can harden meaningfully in the moment of indecision — John Ashbery

The Book of Mormon is concrete and solid, they can hold it, and they can visualize that they have to pray to decide if this physical thing is true. There is no room for interpretation. — Richard G. Scott

Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead. — Lynne Tillman

I should hope, Mr. Poirot, that whatever our feelings, we can keep them in decent control. And we can certainly control our actions. — Agatha Christie

Passengers don't like changing planes. That means waiting time, stress, running around. There's a joke that the hub principle is supposed to have been invented by cargo firms. The baggage doesn't care where and how it's pushed around. — Stelios Haji-Ioannou