Spoofing Text Quotes & Sayings

I've got rock 'n' roll in my blood. — William Shatner

Kyle had to give her credit; it took skill - plus no
heart and a serious abuse of the English language
to break up with someone in fewer than 140
characters. — Julie James

My gut and intuition told me it wasn't time to do this. — Mario Vazquez

THE MISCONCEPTION: You calculate what is risky or rewarding and always choose to maximize gains while minimizing losses. THE TRUTH: You depend on emotions to tell you if something is good or bad, greatly overestimate rewards, and tend to stick to your first impressions. — David McRaney

I don't want to lose hope. — Maurice Sendak

With every kind of birth control available in the world, abortion is not something to be proud of. If you need an abortion, you've failed. — Tammy Bruce

When people talk about people who are optimistic about gold, they call them 'gold bugs.' A bug is an insect. I don't call equity bugs 'cockroaches.' Do you understand? There is already a negative connotation with the expression of 'gold bug.' — Marc Faber

The king dead is a living god. — Julian Jaynes

The plain truth is that you'd have an easier time standing in the middle of the Mississippi River and requesting that it flow backward than to expect people of different races and backgrounds to stop loving each other, stop marrying each other, stop starting families, stop enjoying the dreams that love inspires. Love is unstoppable. It is our greatest weapon, a natural force, created by God. I — James McBride

You colour my world, Freda... — L. H. Cosway

The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth. — George Eliot

I feel the madness creeping slowly. Loved by many I'm still lonely. — Ronnie Radke

If it's cynical, risky politics that brings a lighted match and a can of gas near the Democratic coalition, it should be named as such, and its consequences understood, and it should become part of the complex calculus we're all building to help us understand these campaigns. — Ezra Klein

Gray hairs are signs of wisdom if you hold your tongue, speak and they are but hairs, as in the young. — Rabindranath Tagore

Strange, when you ask anyone's advice you see yourself what is right. — Selma Lagerlof