Spoofing Phone Quotes & Sayings

Think of each wound as you would of a child who has been hurt by a friend. As long as that child is ranting and raving, trying to get back at the friend, one wound leads to another. But when the child can experience the consoling embrace of a parent, she or he can live through the pain, return to the friend, forgive, and build up a new relationship. Be gentle with yourself, and let your heart be your loving parent as you live your wounds through. — Henri Nouwen

Life is eternal game, there are no rules. Indulge yourself. — Osh Marty

Middle school is for being like everyone else; middle age is for being like yourself. (430) — Victoria Moran

Resisting a beautiful chocolate cake or a wonderful foie gras is as difficult as (the idea of) saying no to Paul Newman. — Diane Von Furstenberg

It's been a mystery to me and a disappointment why conversation about health care reform hasn't turned more attention to the subject of food. — Michael Pollan

Every technology is both a burden and a blessing; not either-or, but this-and-that. — Neil Postman

Nobody can ask us to abjure our fascist roots. — Gianfranco Fini

I don't say it and I don't think it. It's their affair and let them eat it with their bread; whether or not they were lovers, they've already made their accounting with God. I tend to my vines, it's their business, not mine; I don't stick my nose in; if you buy and lie, your purse wants to know why. Besides, naked I was born, and naked I'll die: I don't lose or gain a thing; whatever they were, it's all the same to me. And many folks think there's bacon when there's not even a hook to hang it on. But who can put doors on a field? Let them say what they please, I don't care. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

Not since the Black Panthers sailed into their Upper East Side tea party has there been so daffy an exercise in radical chic. — Camille Paglia

My dad worked as an executive at Lockheed Aircraft and worked on the U-2 and things like that. My mother was a homemaker, and she was vice-president of the Democratic Council of California back in the '50s. — Robert Englund

Sometiimes when you look at a person all you see is the tangle and you miss the weave — Jonathan Odell

There's not a whole lot of advantage for a company to be public. — Dave Goldberg