Spoofed Text Quotes & Sayings

The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it. — Hunter S. Thompson

We must rip the foundations out from under all the bastions of human reasoning that say, "I don't need God!" We must demolish every non-God story of life. We must pulverize every God-is-not-good life narrative. — James MacDonald

I do think that failure begets success sometimes, but it's often looked upon in Hollywood as not a good thing. — John Kapelos

Will Siobhan go out with me tonight?' And the professor said, very derisively, 'No.' So the boy, thinking himself clever, asked me where I'd like to have dinner, and I said I'd tell him later."
Her teeth flashed as she spoke.
"After class, I asked the professor why he'd answered 'no' with such certainty. Do you know what he said?"
"What?"
"He said, 'Because you're having dinner with me.' And that was the night I started dating Professor Brown. — Leah Raeder

When you come up with a good idea, you don't have to do a whole lot. The idea does it for you. — Don Cornelius

A lot of modern horror can leave me cold, and I'm not good with blood and gore and all that stuff. It's not fun for me. There's nothing entertaining about watching a film like that. — Daniel Radcliffe

As soon as the doctor said I could start training again, I was on the treadmill the very next day. Once I got back into it, I worked out two or three times daily. — Ciara