Spoof News Quotes & Sayings

A man needs no camel to ride to hell, yea, nor horse, nor mule; a man may ride into hell on his tongue ... — Terry Pratchett

The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters. — Rich Hall

The best decision I ever made was to drop out of school. — KSI

So tired of this straight line, and everywhere you turn
There's vultures and thieves at your back
The storm keeps on twisting, you keep on building the lies
That you make up for all that you lack.
It don't make no difference, escaping one last time
It's easier to believe
In this sweet madness, oh this glorious sadness
That brings me to my knees. — Sarah McLachlan

Stony objects with diameters 10 in are intercepted by the Earth's atmosphere every decade, and their entry (at speeds -20 km/s) discharges energy equivalent to about 100 kt TNT, roughly seven times the energy released by the Hiroshima bomb. — The MIT Press

So one reason the science educators panic at the first sign of public rebellion is that they fear exposure of the implicit religious content in what they are teaching. — Phillip E. Johnson

Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure. — J.K. Rowling

When I write something, every word of it is meant. I can't say it enough. — Anne Rice

Thank you, Scarlet".
"For what? For being your Tuesday and Thursday girl?"
"For all seven days. Because I think of you on all of them". — Sarina Bowen