Spoof Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

GET THE ASSHOLE WHO DID THIS! #justiceforchloe OMG I LOVED HER!! #tragedy MY FAVORITE ON DARK CORNERS! NOOOOO! #chloeforever — Marcia Clark

Constantly, I've been asked to make a sequel to 'Beckham.' However, I thought a West End show was the proper way to go. Once we made the show, I wanted to make sure that I embraced the West End genre rather than just put the film on stage. — Gurinder Chadha

Gotta love a woman that can hand you your own ass. — Penelope Douglas

If you don't say anything, you won't be called on to repeat it. — Calvin Coolidge

The man who is too busy to read is never likely to lead. — B.C. Forbes

Lumpini Park at night: love at its cheapest, but the incidence of HIV is said to be over 60 per cent. In the darkness: furtive movement on benches and on the grass, muted moans and whispers, rustlings of large animals in heat, the intensity of the atomic fusion of sec and death (highly addictive, they say). — John Burdett