Spongebob Patty Wagon Quotes & Sayings

Jokes are another example of stupidity... we are so wise and so clever and we do stupid stuff, how wise is that?

Jokes on stage of being serious... when you aren't serious what you get is more likely somebody being in state of seriousness. — Deyth Banger

That's the problem with peace. Peace make you careless. — Marlon James

I'm pretty athletic, but I'm not very strong. — Devon Aoki

Does anyone believe that Kofi Annan scares Bashar Assad? — Elliott Abrams

I don't have any children, but I can leave my land to an animal sanctuary. That is what I dream about, not bags, not shoes. — Marie Helvin

Christianity will only make a contribution to the future of Europe if it can prove that people like Sam Harris are wrong and that we can make peace. — Timothy Radcliffe

Balaam's ass is the patron saint of apologists. Madness, as we shall see, is an appropriate term for the unreality of unbelief. — Os Guinness

I take his talent and his passion with me - to the stage of the Opry, to the podium at the CMA Awards, to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, into my own living room. I am the realization of my grandfather's dream. I am a player. — Brad Paisley

Wow. Ted Cruz falsely suggested Marco Rubio mocked the bible and was just forced to fire his communications director. More dirty tricks. — Donald Trump

Age is not the flight of years; it is the dawn of wisdom in the mind of man. — Joseph Murphy

Through the round of many births I roamed without reward, without rest, seeking the house-builder.
Painful is birth again & again.
House-builder, you're seen!
You will not build a house again.
All your rafters broken,
the ridge pole destroyed,
gone to the Unformed,
the mind has come to the end of craving. — Gautama Buddha

He is an anchor too. Something to hold on to when all other things drag me down. — Sara Raasch

She loved Anne better than she loved her own abilities. — Jane Austen

Along Maine's Kennebec River alone, thirty-six companies operated fifty-three icehouses with a total capacity of a million tons. But over the next few decades, cheap electricity devastated the business, first by making the artificial production of ice more economical and then by spurring homeowners to replace their iceboxes with electric refrigerators. As Gavin Weightman writes in The Frozen-Water Trade, the huge industry simply melted away. — Nicholas Carr

I'm not into cold weather, I like warm weather. — Amos Lee