Spongebob Health Inspector Quotes & Sayings

Vodka is a very deceptive drink. You can't taste it, you can't smell it. — Dylan Moran

Adam expected Mayor Gusherowski to look like a fat-cat politico fresh off the graft train - soft build, ruddy complexion, practiced smile, maybe a pinkie ring - and in this particular case, Adam was not disappointed. Adam wondered whether Gusherowski had always looked like a poster boy for corrupt politicians or if, over his years of "service," it had just become part of his DNA. Three — Harlan Coben

Mobile phones are misnamed. They should be called gateways to human knowledge. — Ray Kurzweil

My murderer has deprived me of very little. There are the years I will not live, but set against the vastness of eternity, the time I've lost is but a moment. What is forever is the same as if I'd lived another sixty years or more: those I loved will always be a part of me, and I will never cease being a part of those who loved me. I did not want to speak — Adam Mitzner

I got a fur shawl once. I was so disgusted! And I couldn't re-gift it. I don't know anyone who'd want fur. — Jennie Garth

I do not know why we are indulging in a fit of psychosis right now, but so help me, I will throw your crackbrained ass out the window if you don't stop right there. — Thea Harrison

I don't really think about the critics or the commercial success. — Jurnee Smollett

[The monks'] credulity debased and vitiated the faculties of the mind: they corrupted the evidence of history; and superstition gradually extinguished the hostile light of philosophy and science. — Edward Gibbon

Courage for the big troubles in life, lad' he'd say, 'and patience for the small. Be of good cheer. God is awake. — Louisa Young

There are blessed intervals when I forget by one means or another that I am President of the United States. — Woodrow Wilson

With pilot season, you have to jump through so many hoops, there are so many people in the room, you end up doing four or five auditions. You're just quaking by the end of it. — Ryan Cartwright