Splonked Quotes & Sayings

Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under. — Boris Johnson

Havel had said that people struggling for independence wanted money and recognition from other countries; they wanted more criticism of the Soviet empire from the West and more diplomatic pressure. But Havel had said that these were things they wanted; the only thing they needed was hope. Not that pie in the sky stuff, not a preference for optimism over pessimism, but rather "an orientation of the spirit." The kind of hope that creates a willingness to position oneself in a hopeless place and be a witness, that allows one to believe in a better future, even in the face of abusive power. That kind of hope makes one strong. — Bryan Stevenson

There cannot be any impediment to science that will ultimately be good to the general public. — Anthony Fauci

When I felt strongly I would say it strongly. — Aspen Matis

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green — Bob Hope

To me, what defines a New Yorker is the edge that one develops from having actually lived here. Once you have it, it doesn't go away, and everywhere else in the world feels like it is in slow motion. — Donald Trump Jr.

If I seem better than you, you like me more. If you feel you have no chance with me, you like me more. — A.D. Aliwat

We have placed such idolatrous faith in our ability to protect ourselves that we call it more courageous to die killing than to die loving. — Shane Claiborne

Unless men of purpose, integrity, and faith stand together in unswerving loyalty to Jesus Christ, the future of the world is dark indeed. — Billy Graham

They said if he'd had two good arms he'd have made it, he was moving that fast. Seventeen bullet holes in him. They didn't have to shoot him that much. — Harper Lee

All the doctors who wanted to forbid me to smoke and to drink are dead, — Jean Sibelius