Splendida Deck Quotes & Sayings

Women age early, and their mistake is not knowing where to hide all the time that lies behind them so that no one sees it. What are they to do, devour it like the umbilical cords of their children? Hell and damnation! — Elfriede Jelinek

They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one. — David Letterman

Every troublemaker's excuse! Put it up your bum with the rest of the dirt! — Stephen King

Every drunkard has many moments of shame that live like carpet tacks in his memory, — James Lee Burke

I am afraid of people because they want me to lead the same kind of life as they do. They want me to dance jolly and cheerful things. I do not like jollity. I love life. — Vaslav Nijinsky

Because when you've been around forever, you have to find something outside yourself to believe in or go mad. I believe in humanity. I believe in you. — Tellulah Darling

The truth is: God does not change (Malachi 3:6), and He has prepared Heaven for those who believe and obey Him. He also has prepared a place for Satan, his demons, and all those who reject Christ. — Billy Graham

Mortgage securities. Pooled together from thousands of mortgages around the United States, these bonds are issued by agencies like the Federal National Mortgage Association ("Fannie Mae") or the Government National Mortgage Association ("Ginnie Mae"). However, they are not backed by the U.S. Treasury, so they sell at higher yields to reflect their greater risk. Mortgage bonds generally underperform when interest rates fall and bomb when rates rise. (Over the long run, those swings tend to even out and the higher average yields pay off.) Good mortgage-bond funds are available from Vanguard, Fidelity, and Pimco. But if a broker ever tries to sell you an individual mortgage bond or "CMO," tell him you are late for an appointment with your proctologist. — Benjamin Graham

To spend your days in the company of naked men - that was the life for me. — David Sedaris

I expect to make big plays. And when I don't, I'm upset about it. — Drew Brees