Spiwak Baseball Quotes & Sayings

The whole idea of celebrity is flattering - it helps you get into restaurants and stuff - but once you obtain some creative fulfillment, which you do on a nightly basis as a comedian, it's hard to give that up just to be the wacky neighbor on a show. — Jim Gaffigan

As a manager, you need to make professional friends and contacts, not BFFs. — Chad Halverson

Summerset-I see you've destroyed another police vehicle. Perhaps you now hold the record. — J.D. Robb

There is not a little generalship and stratagem required in the managing and marshalling of our pleasures, so that each shall not mutually encroach to the destruction of all. For pleasures are very voracious, too apt to worry one another, and each, like Aaron's serpent, is prone to swallow up the rest. Thus drinking will soon destroy the power, gaming the means, and sensuality the taste, for other pleasures less seductive, but far more salubrious, and permanent as they are pure. — Charles Caleb Colton

Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things. — Pamela Anderson

Absolute, unquestioning faith in God is the greatest method of instantaneous healing. An unceasing effort to arouse that faith is man's highest and most rewarding duty. — Paramahansa Yogananda

It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our garden. 'I thought the peas were awful, I wish you and Mrs. Thurber were dead, and I hate trees,' said Lisa. — James Thurber

Armed forces abroad are of little value unless there is prudent counsel at home — Marcus Tullius Cicero