Spifflicated Quotes & Sayings

The only thing that would ever embarrass me would be something I would write that would be badly written. — Gloria Vanderbilt

At last he said, "Did you come out of the big mountains?"
Gitano shook his head slowly. "No, I walked down the Salinas Valley."
The afternoon thought would not let Joey go. "Did you ever go into the big mountains back there?"
The old dark eyes grew fixed, and their light turned inward on the years that were living in Gitano's head. — John Steinbeck

I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure. — Clarence Darrow

He'd just fallen off a rock and got a little bit spifflicated in the ribs. — Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra

When government is ... bailing out banks ... we have every good reason to be alarmed. — Mitt Romney

Jesus did not come to change the mind of God about humanity; Jesus came to change the mind of humanity about God — Richard Rohr

Hillary Clinton wrote an Op-Ed for a paper in Iowa about her plans to help the middle class. Middle-class Americans said, 'Why didn't you just say that in a speech?' and she said, 'Because I charge $200,000 for a speech.' — Jimmy Fallon