Spiderman 1 Funny Quotes & Sayings

How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons. — Jim Benton

If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock." — Mitch Hedberg

Oh my gosh! Somebody get a can opener! I've got a god stuck in my head! — Rick Riordan

I always have an idea in the back of my head, but that goes with anything else that I'm doing. There is a sort of vision behind it. — Olivia Palermo

He treated her like a china doll that needed to sit on a high shelf and be admired but never handled. Marietta didn't want to be admired from a distance. She wanted to be touched. Held. Embraced. By him. — Karen Witemeyer

Fame - a few words upon a tombstone, and the truth of those not to be depended on. — Christian Nestell Bovee

I have a very hard time with confrontation in my own life, and I end up being way too nice. — Missi Pyle

Had he been a lunatic or an intellectually honourable man who'd thought things through to their logical conclusion? And was there any difference? — Margaret Atwood

Have you ever noticed when you start getting happy, you say, uh-uh, I'd better watch out. I feel too good. Something's going to happen. — Dyan Cannon

When I came to California, it was the mecca of the world. Every young person on the planet wanted to be here. — Joni Mitchell

The ageless melody, unheard, heals; the healing vision, unseen, leads; the true leaders, immortal, know ... — Khalil Gibran

Eva was a between-the-lines talker. She left the sayable unsaid and said what she meant without saying it. — Robert Wilson

Knowledge is proud that it knows so much; wisdom is humble that it knows no more. — William Cowper

Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to the family. — Salman Rushdie

I shall not speak of my sufferings. Cowering deep down among them I feel nothing. It is there I die, unbeknown to my stupid flesh. That which is seen, that which cries and writhes, my witless remains. Somewhere in the turmoil thought struggles on, it too wide of the mark. It too seeks me, as it always has, where I am not to be found. — Samuel Beckett

If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. — Lenny Bruce

According to the disease theory of delinquency, the arsonist has 'pyromania,' the thief 'kleptomania,' and Bill Clinton is not promiscuous, but a 'sex-addict. — Ilana Mercer