Spider Ham Quotes & Sayings

The snow-haired Uncle Dap, so old as to be absolutely fabulous, was trying to jump over his walking-stick. — T.H. White

How do I relax? Meditate, I guess. I quit golf. You twist your back and get all cranked up. — Nick Nolte

Why is the AMA for 'Obamacare'? If this is going to hurt doctors, why are they for 'Obamacare'? — Bill Maher

Whenever someone brings up the traits associated with being a functional human otherwise known as an "adult," I think, is this even possible for me? Probably not, is what I conclude. I mean, I'll eventually pay off my college loans at the age of forty-five by selling what's left of my liver, and I'll probably manage to find sustenance and remember to breathe oxygen constantly. I'll survive. However, for people like me ... There will be years of struggle to keep myself afloat. — Alida Nugent

If one purges all subsequent additions from the original teachings of the Prophets and Christianity, especially those of the priests, one is left with a doctrine that is capable of curing all the social ills of humankind. Statement — Albert Einstein

To be a judge you don't have to know about books, you have to be skilled at picking shrapnel out of your head. — Joanna Lumley

We need to stop saying we can't rock this boat when it needs to be rocked. — Sibel Edmonds

In my lifetime I was to write only one book, this would be the one. Just as the past Lingers in the present, all my writings after night, including those that deal with biblical, Talmudic, or Hasidic themes, profoundly bear it's stamp, and cannot be understood if one has not read this very first of my works. Why did I write it? Did I write it so as not to go mad or, on the contrary, to go mad in order to understand the nature of the madness, the immense, terrifying madness that had erupted in history and in the conscience of mankind? — Elie Wiesel

In the language of Ecclesiastes, are there situations in business or in life where you are trying to birth things that should be dying? Trying to heal something that should be killed off? Laughing at something that you should be weeping about? Embracing something (or someone) you should shun? Searching for an answer for something when it is time to give up? Continuing to try to love something or someone when it is time to talk about what you hate? — Henry Cloud