Spellchecker Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Not all who wander are lost. — J.R.R. Tolkien

What do you do when you're in a room of vampires and the most dangerous one tells you that you
know too much? You bolt. What did I do? I hyperventilated. — Tijan

Whether you have sight or not, I see the future in your eyes. -Beth — J.R. Ward

Affirmative action was designed originally for "women and other minorities" but the phrase has become just another tortured euphemism. Female conscientiousness and eagerness to please have always made women good students and natural test takers. Jews have gloried in scholarship throughout the ages, and Asians of both sexes score so high on SATs and IQ tests that they regard affirmative action as an impediment. Affirmative action really means favoritism for blacks for the sake of racial peace, but the favor is pure chimera, and so, increasingly, is the peace. — Florence King

We may still contrive to raise three cheers for democracy, although at present she only deserves two. — E. M. Forster

Decency requires that when a programme is approved by the majority, all should carry it out faithfully. — Mahatma Gandhi

Lesson NUMBER THREE is that ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU THEY ARE DOING IT ALL PERFECTLY IS A LIAR. — Shonda Rhimes

Apart from childhood and crisis, prayers have a way of being abstracted from the homely and distinctive details that are part and parcel of our ordinary and daily life. — Eugene H. Peterson

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. — Rudyard Kipling

Life had stepped into the place of theory and something quite different would work itself out in his mind. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Did that dog just call me a bastard?" asked Sam. — Dan Wells