Speedy Gonzales Funny Quotes & Sayings

A husband is very much like a house or a horse. — Anthony Trollope

We think we've seen it all before, we think we know it all by heart. — Luanne Rice

You cannot expect life to go wonderfully. Terrible things might not be happening now...but they will. Probably to you. Your job is to accept that and live a nice life anyway. — Jennifer Niesslein

Thomas stood there, sorting through his options. The irony wasn't lost on him. He'd escaped WICKED only to be held at gunpoint by an average everyday city worker. — James Dashner

Love hath no pride. — Karen Marie Moning

I promise to sing to you, when all the music dies. — Train

The NeXT purchase is too little too late. The Apple of the past was an innovative company that used software and hardware technology together to redefine the way people experienced computing. That Apple is already dead. Very adroit moves might be able to save the brand name. A company with the letters A-P-P-L-E in its name might survive, but it won't be the Apple of yore. — Nathan Myhrvold

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon. — Ted Cruz

I like to take risks as long as they're healthy, you know. They're good, smart risks. — Alyson Stoner