Special Occasion Speech Quotes & Sayings

When trying to teach someone a boundary, they learn less from the enforcement of the boundary and more from the way the boundary was established. — Bryant H. McGill

I seem to be able to get away with pun strips if I add a panel at the end where I somehow indicate that I know it's a bad pun. — Stephan Pastis

I was a little bit chubby when I was a kid. — Dexter Scott King

It's the Twentieth Century ... no more miracles. — Clifford Odets

You killed a buddy of mine, back at the shelter." "Yeah? What about the other three guys I killed? You didn't like them as much?" That shut him up, at least. The elevator door whispered open. Jennifer and I stepped into the cage, bathed in cherry light. The merc leaned in, swiped his keycard, and hit the button for the penthouse floor. "Bon voyage, asshole," he said — Craig Schaefer

We're always taught that bad things happen to bad people and we believe that we're somehow above experiencing a tragedy, but we learned that's all bullshit. — Matt Abrams

Being a mom's so empowering and incredible. I'm one of those people who believes that life brings things to you at a certain time for a certain reason, and if you just go with it, that's where the best moments come from. — Ashlee Simpson