Special Moms Quotes & Sayings

Dear Future You,
Hold on. Please.
Love, Me.
Dear Current You,
I'm holding on. But it hurts.
Love, Me.
Dear Past You,
I held on. Thank you.
Love, Me. — Pleasefindthis

(That saying about how God gives special needs children to special moms is crap. He gives special kids to moms who are already crazy themselves.) — Tami Lynn Tate

A party without cake is just a meeting — Julia Child

LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!! — John Cena

I paint pictures which do not exist and which I would like to see. — Leonor Fini

Life, like getting an erection, is a spontaneous process which collapses when one tries to force it to happen. — Alan W. Watts

He was famous for holding meetings at which no one was allowed to sit down: he believed people reached decisions faster that way. The — Ken Follett

I have a special place in my heart for working moms - it's a constant pull on your heartstrings. — Angela Kinsey

Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this. — Francois Rabelais

vanguard. Jackson's division was the old valley army: — S.C. Gwynne

White camels, though highly prized in some areas, remain rare.18 One discovered in Rajasthan, India, was the first in living memory for that area. On the Arabian Peninsula, where white camels are actively bred for, they are more common but still rare.19 — Anonymous

Guess what hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia means? Fear of long words. Isn't that the coolest?" - Kevin McGill in Madhattan Mystery — John J. Bonk