Spayed Quotes & Sayings

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness. — Kevin Nealon

And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered. — Justin Chambers

I try to stay calm and I try to enjoy myself as I perform these actions so I perform them with minimal stress on my body. — Alex Caceres

And I can tell you God makes us how he needs us to be. — Wiley Cash

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered. — Bob Barker

I was just like a pathological liar when I was a kid. I think I just wanted to one-up somebody. Somebody would be like, 'Oh, God, my legs hurt.' I'd be like, 'Your legs hurt? I'm getting mine amputated next week.' And that's actually how my mother found out. She came to school and somebody was like, 'God, that's such a shame about Jennifer's legs.' She made me purge. I had to spill out all of my lies. I was like, 'I said that Dad drove a barge, and we were millionaires, and you were pregnant, I had to get my legs amputated, and I spayed cats and dogs on the weekends.' Now I can't lie. — Jennifer Lawrence

I concluded that no place in the world was entirely safe for an African, and that for many of us, survival depended on perpetual migration. — Lawrence Hill

Never believe that the so-called random events of life are anything less than God's appointed order. Be ready to discover His divine designs anywhere and everywhere. — Oswald Chambers

The glut of information that is spayed at us on a daily basis is an important factor in the formation of our ideologies, and it's not even actually happening in front of us. — Andrew Neel

Tradition lives because young people come along who catch its romance and add new glories to it. — Michael Novak

Our advertising and even our arts convey the idea that we [Americans] as a society are brash, irreverent, and free of all constraint, when the best available evidence would suggest that we are in fact tame, spayed, and easily brought to heel. — Garret Keizer

For me it is essential, essential for the poet to have a new toast, new songs. — Mahmoud Darwish

See every crack, every detail. I learned to really see and not just look at my business. — Jon Taffer

It all started when I went to this model search in Charlotte when I was 18. That's when I met all these agents and realized I could do it, and I won! I met a photographer at the competition who persuaded me to sign with a different agency than the one that was offered to me. So, I started with a small agency and eventually moved up to IMG. — Martha Hunt

Writing is easy, good writing is hard and excellent writing is hard work. — G.H. Guzik

Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered. — Bob Barker

I had my coat hangers spayed. — Steven Wright

Excellence is THE trend of the '80s. Walk into any shopping mall bookstore, go to the rack where they keep the best-sellers such as Garfield Gets Spayed, and you'll see a half-dozen books telling you how to be excellent: In Search of Excellence, Finding Excellence, Grasping Hold of Excellence, Where to Hide Your Excellence at Night So the Cleaning Personnel Don't Steal It, etc. — Dave Barry

Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do. — China Anne McClain

Bramble: Your afraid of the King. Admit it.
Mr. Bradford: My lady, who isn't? — Heather Dixon

Go fuck yourself. Or get spayed. Either would an improvement. — Lilith Saintcrow