Spay And Neutering Quotes & Sayings

I got dosed by you and
Closer than most to you and
What am I supposed to do
Take it away I never had it anyway — Red Hot Chili Peppers

I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible. — Haresh Daswani

Some women feel the best cure for a broken heart is a new beau. — Gene Tierney

I had a pension that I was paying into for 27 years ... It's now worth less than a Herman Cain endorsement. — Martin Bashir

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun. — David Spade