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Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By N. T. Wright

We could cope - the world could cope - with a Jesus who ultimately remains a wonderful idea inside his disciples' minds and hearts. The world cannot cope with a Jesus who comes out of the tomb, who inaugurates God's new creation right in the middle of the old one. — N. T. Wright

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Deepak Chopra

The brain is a dynamic system that constantly processes and creates your reality. It works best if you balance all the things that the brain is good at. The brain is good at being adaptable, flexible, creative, and intelligent. But it's also good at playing and just being. A balanced life provides time - every day if possible - so that every function of the brain is allowed to come alive and flourish. — Deepak Chopra

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Eckhart Tolle

Let go of thought, become still and alert, and don't try to understand or explain. — Eckhart Tolle

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Hugh Halter

The more we do "together," the less individualistic we'll be. The more we become "one" with Christ, the less consumer oriented we'll be. The more we do for "others," the less materialistic we'll be. — Hugh Halter

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Billy Graham

We read every day about the rich, the famous, the talented who are disillusioned. Many of them are turning to the occult, or Transcendental Meditation, or Eastern religions. Some are turning to crime. The questions they thought were answered are left dangling: What is man? Where did he come from? What is his purpose on this planet? Where is he going? Is there a God who cares? If there is a God, has He revealed Himself to man? — Billy Graham

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Kathy Lette

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex. — Kathy Lette

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Glen Duncan

Yo!"
"We good?"
"We're good."
"Okay. You've broken Mr. Marlowe's window, however."
"Apologies, boss. Exuberance. — Glen Duncan

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Dada Bhagwan

The thoughts that arise because of 'depression' or 'elevation' are all wrong thoughts. The thoughts that arise in 'normality' are 'correct'. — Dada Bhagwan

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Ani San

She is my girlfriend, I can do whatever I want to her. In fact, I'm going to take her home and fuck her from here to eternity, how about that? — Ani San

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Shinzo Abe

When I served as prime minister last time, I failed to prioritize my agenda. I was eager to complete everything at once, and ended my administration in failure. After resigning, for six years I traveled across the nation simply to listen. — Shinzo Abe

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Kristen Ashley

Last night, I thought we were going to begin."
"Begin what?"
She let out a soft sigh and said, "You know, begin"
His voice held a smile when he replied, "We did, Abby. Couldn't you tell?"
She pulled his pillow to her chest and whispered, "Not really."
"Then you weren't paying much attention" he muttered. — Kristen Ashley

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Antoinette Perry

Should l go on playing bridge and dining, going in the same old monotonous circle? It's easy that way, but it's a sort of suicide, too. — Antoinette Perry

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Michel Hazanavicius

When we were making the movie, winning awards for it wasn't the point at all. We didn't even have an American distributor. — Michel Hazanavicius

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Maimonides

All attributes ascribed to God are attributes of His acts, and do not imply that God has any qualities. — Maimonides

Southwest Airlines Funny Quotes By Yongey Mingyur Rinpoche

If we could see the whole truth of any situation, our only response would be one of compassion. — Yongey Mingyur Rinpoche