South Park Ski Instructor Quotes & Sayings

It would be so much easier to be good if one's hair was handsome auburn, don't you think? — L.M. Montgomery

I work in a medium where I get to be totally invisible and I get great pleasure from that, being a pretty self-conscious person. — Terry Gross

Who are you writing to, Linus?"
"This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!"
"You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?"
"When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'"
"We're obviously separated by denominational differences. — Charles M. Schulz

I used to love jungle. I still think it's the ultimate genre, really, because the people making it weren't musicians. — Aphex Twin

Vimes thought for a moment and said, 'Well, dear, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a man with a lot of wood must be in want of a wife who can handle a great big
— Terry Pratchett

When God creates faith in a man, that is as great a work as if He created heaven and earth all over again. — Martin Luther