South Park Scientology Episode Quotes & Sayings

If we will be true and faithful to our principles, committed to a life of honesty and integrity, then no king or contest or fiery furnace will be able to compromise us. For the success of the kingdom of God on earth, may we stand as witnesses for Him "at all times and in all things, and in all places that we may be in, even until death." — Howard W. Hunter

This business is all about being seen, and the more people see you the better. — Debra Wilson

For the first time ever, women are scoring higher than men on IQ tests. Scientists say it has something to do with breast implants
not that it makes the women smarter, it just makes the men dumber. — Jay Leno

The only excuse for being broke is being in Jail. — Curtis Jackson

Here and there are worms, evidence of the fertility of the soil, caught by the sun, half dead; flexible and pink, like lips. — Margaret Atwood

People fall so in love with their pain, they can't leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves. — Chuck Palahniuk

I used to be in love with Sandra Bullock when I was growing up. Sandy B. was my girl. I remember seeing Speed when I was in seventh grade and just thinking, 'That's her.' — Chris Evans

I know that the World is a terrible place, filled with wild animals and evil men and wicked woman. — Pete Hautman

Nobody knows that they're going to be Champions - you have to work to get there. — Dwyane Wade

Whether epidemiology alone can, in strict logic, ever prove causality, even in this modern sense, may be questioned, but the same must also be said of laboratory experiments on animals. - Richard Doll — Siddhartha Mukherjee

Forgetfulness of your real nature is true death; remembrance of it is rebirth. — Ramana Maharshi

You change the future by taking control of the present. Know how to use your minutes and hours. — Innocent Mwatsikesimbe

Even the most seasoned star tramp can't help but shiver at the spectacular drama of a sunrise seen from space, — Douglas Adams

When I graduated college I needed to make money while I was pursuing acting, so I read screenplays and made a living writing coverage on them for studios. — Sasha Alexander

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. — Steven Wright