South Park Ipad Cartman Quotes & Sayings

Sitting down to eat in our house is about sharing, you know, talking about the day you've had, be it in school or work or whatever, so that's very important to us. — Liam Neeson

Where are the feasts we were promised? Where is the wine, the new wine, dying on the vine ... — Jim Morrison

Are we lost? You'd admit it if we were lost, right?"
Thomas smiles, maybe a bit nervously. "We're not lost. At least, not yet. They might've changed some of the roads around since the last time."
"Who the hell are 'they'? Road construction squirrels? It doesn't even look like these things have been driven on in the last ten years. — Kendare Blake

I remember one day, when things were going frightfully well, I went to buy myself a really smashing car. I asked them to show me a Porsche with an automatic gearbox, and the salesman called over all the other salesmen, and they stood around absolutely roaring with laughter. — Mary Quant

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. — Stephen Colbert

Unlike statements of fact, which require no further work on our part, lies must be continually protected from collisions with reality. — Sam Harris

That's where my influences lie, in the blues with people like Muddy Waters and Tina Turner. At first I didn't really like the idea of working with synthesizers but now I think they're fun, there are no restrictions. Not that I understand how they work. — Vince Clarke

I believe in a God of a second chance and a God of love and mercy, because I need so much more of it myself. — Michael Eric Dyson

And it's Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I've been saying it for years but she still won't go out with me - '
'JORDAN!' yelled Professor McGonagall.
'Just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest - — J.K. Rowling

Jolly good!" ... King [George VI] exclaimed [after Queen Elizabeth fired the gun at Hitler's photograph]. "You got him right in the n-n-n-naughty bits."... "Good," she said. "That's where I was aiming. — Susan Elia MacNeal

Melancholy, indeed, should be diverted by every means but drinking. — Samuel Johnson

When society is rightly organized, the wife and mother will have time, wish and will to grow intellectually, and will know that the limits of her sphere, the extent of her duties, are prescribed only by the measure of her ability. — Susan B. Anthony

Dream big and never give up on those dreams. Who knows where they'll take you? — Amy McGuire