South Park Cartmanland Quotes & Sayings

The road to greatness is often sought, but if journeyed with kindness, it is sweetly paved. — Tom Althouse

I'm opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my money, life is much delicious damn near everyplace but inside that screen. — Nick Offerman

If you don't have a test, you won't be able to have a testimony. — Iyanla Vanzant

Like us, those vanished warriors planted their standards in the sands of their own self-summoned extinction. — Steven Pressfield

It sucks to be a klutz on land and a klutz in the water. — Anna Banks

Whitney proved to be a competent manufacturer, but wasn't an original inventor to any important degree. Thomas Blanchard was a true genius: his stock making machine was the daddy of all the industrial profiling machinery, like the 1870s universal milling machine, that was the especial American contribution to machining technology. By that time, the British conceded that machinery innovation had shifted to America. — Charles R. Morris

If I were to open a corner store, I'd call it 90 Degrees. — Jarod Kintz

We all choke. Winners know how to handle choking better than losers. — John McEnroe

What is essential in prayer is not that we learn to express ourselves, but that we learn to answer God. — Timothy Keller

Why is it, Master," he asked bitterly, "that despite all a physician is able to do, he is as a leaf before the wind, and the real power lies only with Allah? — Noah Gordon